Did you watch Game 2 of the World Series last night between the Giants and Tigers?  If not, your excuse might be here on the Top Reasons You Don't Care About the World Series.

--You still haven't figured out who you're gonna vote for . . . now they want you to pick a team to root for? 

--If you want to see spitting, butt-slapping and excessive crotch-grabbing, you would watch Tom on the news. 

--The last time you watched a baseball game, steroids hadn't even been invented yet. 

--If you want to see a bunch of guys standing in one spot doing nothing for hours at a time, you would go to a Bay County Commission meeting. 

--It's kinda hard to accept it as America's pastime when it features athletes from the Dominican Republic playing with equipment made in China on a field maintained by Mexicans while wearing uniforms stitched in India. 

--What does it matter?  We're all going to die anyways.  Plus it conflicts with therapy for dealing with your negativity. 

--If you want to see a bunch of freakishly large, hyper-aggressive guys with enlarged craniums, you can turn on "The View".

--If you wanted to watch millionaires take part in a boring competition, you would have watched the presidential debates.