There must be a Mom Handbook that every woman magically receives after giving birth that is filled with all kinds of wisdom and bizarre stuff to tell kids. Why else would #THINGSEVERYMOMSAYS be trending on Twitter recently? So to celebrate going back to school, here are some of the craziest things all moms inevitably say:

• "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it!"
• "Because I said so!"
• "I hope you learn to cook, if you ever plan on finding a husband."
• "There's other fish in the sea."
• "There's nothing uglier than a drunk woman."
• "You're wearing that?" (Cosmo)

MensHealth.com came up with a list of 19 things guys should never do. Here are some of them ...

Ask for a kiss. Her eyes will say yes or no, and nothing kills the mood like asking for a translation.

• Check your iPhone in bed. To her, that's like having your boss with you
   
• Dismiss a woman who shows any interest in watching sports with you. She wants you bad.
   
• Snoop through her e-mail, closets or medicine chest. There's probably nothing there you need to worry about. But rest assured, you'll find something you don't want to see.
   
• Talk salary. The more you make, the easier it is to cheapen your image.
   
• Hang anything − your phone, your keys − on your belt. You will never, EVER score a woman with this look.
   
• Send her an angry text. Have the guts to pick up the phone or, better yet, have a one-on-one.
   
• Have that extra drink. You know, the one that takes you from relaxed to sloppy. Always know and respect your limit.
   
• Pluck your eyebrows. It's OK to groom. It's OK to like a woman who grooms. It's not OK to groom like a woman.

According to a new survey, women spend $104,000 on clothes in their lifetime.

Women purchase an average of 3,109 items through the years including 271 pairs of shoes ($17,314), 185 dresses ($9,529) and 145 purses. ($6,708).

And, confirming men's worst nightmare, 14 percent of women admitted to hiding purchases from their partners

DAMAGE CONTROL

If you're one of those people who gets high at the thought of taking out your frustrations by destroying all the contents in a room, the Anger Room in Dallas, Texas, might be for you.

For anywhere from $25 to $75, you can don a protective suit and goggles and smash everything in the room to smithereens.

Now ... doesn't that sound more cathartic than a yoga class or self help book? (YourTango