There must be a Mom Handbook that every woman magically receives after giving birth that is filled with all kinds of wisdom and bizarre stuff to tell kids. Why else would #THINGSEVERYMOMSAYS be trending on Twitter recently? So to celebrate going back to school, here are some of the craziest things all moms inevitably say:

• "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it!"
• "Because I said so!"
• "I hope you learn to cook, if you ever plan on finding a husband."
• "There's other fish in the sea."
• "There's nothing uglier than a drunk woman."
• "You're wearing that?" (Cosmo)